Founding beta through October 15, 2026
A royal restroom-finder app for iPhone

Claim thy porcelain crown.

Revolutionary, ridiculous, and weirdly practical for your phone: use ThroneKing to find the cleanest bathroom nearby, crown worthy public thrones, warn friends before disaster strikes, and help build a cleaner kingdom one questionable chamber at a time.

Apply for Beta Testing What in the kingdom is this?
100founding tester seats
Oct 152026 beta quest window
0photo uploads, forever
Real ThroneKing onboarding screen for choosing a royal name, hometown, and crest.
Real beta screen: choose a crest, roll a court name like @SirFlushalot, then enter the kingdom.
A brief history of the throne

Born from a noble question: where can I go?

Every road trip, lunch rush, concert, stadium line, and coffee emergency has the same hidden boss battle: finding a decent restroom before your dignity files for emancipation. ThroneKing turns that universal panic into a playful map of public places, tester-rated drops, royal ranks, and useful warnings.

The 1.0 beta is intentionally focused: U.S. only, real accounts, no photos, sample-only offers, and a court of testers helping decide what deserves the crown.

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Choose thy royal nameStart with a memorable handle, a non-photo crest, and a hometown. If inspiration fails, let the jester roll up something like @SirFlushalot.
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Find thy porcelain throneOpen the map to find eligible public places nearby and hunt for the cleanest bathroom before the situation becomes medieval.
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Make a Royal DropRate cleanliness and worthiness, add a quick note, and crown—or roast—the chamber so the next noble soul knows what they are walking into.
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Help a kingdomYour drops feed location scores, court ranks, profiles, dispatches, and future tester decisions across the U.S. beta.
Why test the throne?

Bathroom intel should be useful before it is funny.

The jokes get people in the door. The ratings make the app matter. This beta is about proving that ThroneKing can help real people find cleaner public restrooms, avoid bad stops, and build a smarter national map without photos or creepy oversharing.

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Find relief faster

Use the map and Nearby Thrones list to choose the best available stop instead of guessing from a parking lot.

  • See nearby public-facing places
  • Compare cleanliness and worthiness
  • Keep sensitive/private places out of the experience
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Crown or condemn

Every Royal Drop turns a restroom visit into useful signal for the next tester who needs a clean escape route.

  • Rate Cleanliness from Bubonic Plague to Royal Throne
  • Score how worthy the drop felt
  • Add quick notes without photos
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Shape the kingdom

Founding testers help tune the ranks, badges, dispatches, offers, and location quality before the wider court arrives.

  • Earn points and rise through court
  • Help friends spot clean stops
  • Tell us what feels confusing, broken, or brilliant
ThroneKing map screenshot with nearby places and Royal Drop button.
Make a Royal Drop Union Square / Market Street
Bubonic PlagueRoyal Throne
Throne crowned! Royal Reminder: Any toilet paper hitchhikers?
Sample offers only ThroneKing will be working with brands to provide unique offers. During beta, any offers shown in the app are sample only — not redeemable.
“Your drops help friends find clean stops before it is too late.”

That is the mission. Silly on the surface, oddly useful in the clutch.

Your beta role

Be a founding tester, not a silent monarch.

Beta testing runs until October 15, 2026. We are looking for people who will actually try the app in normal life: coffee shops, restaurants, malls, hotels, parks, venues, road-trip stops, and other public-facing places.

Your job is to be honest, funny, and useful. If something breaks, looks weird, feels confusing, or makes you say “why is this button doing treason,” tell us.

@SirFlushalot classic
@DuchessDeuce spicy
@BaronVonBidet posh
@QueenOfTheClean hero

What we hope testers do

  • Complete sign-in, choose a royal name, pick a crest, and set your hometown.
  • Allow location if you are comfortable, then check whether nearby places make sense.
  • Claim Royal Drops at real public places and rate cleanliness and worthiness honestly.
  • Try the leaderboard, profile, dispatches, badges, and Royal Offers screens.
  • Send screenshots or notes when something is ugly, broken, confusing, hilarious, or genius.
Have fun!

Beta privacy, plainly

ThroneKing uses account sign-in so testers can restore profiles, drops, points, and court activity. The app asks for a selected crest/avatar, hometown, and optional location permission for nearby places and Royal Drops.

  • No camera access.
  • No photo uploads.
  • No personal image avatars.
  • Beta offers are samples only and not redeemable.

Location and sharing

If location permission is allowed, ThroneKing uses it to center the map, show nearby eligible public places, and confirm drops. Friend/court activity is meant to show shareable drop activity to fellow testers—not private bathroom memoirs etched into stone tablets.

To request beta account or data deletion, email chris@throneking.app with the subject “ThroneKing data deletion.” We’ll use the request to remove the beta profile and account-linked app data we can identify for that tester.

Full policy copy lives inside the app’s Profile → Privacy screen during beta.

The court is recruiting

Apply for Beta Testing.

Want in? Send us a quick note with your name, city/state, iPhone model if you know it, and why you want to help test the kingdom’s least glamorous but most urgent map. The beta runs through October 15, 2026 and is available for iPhone running iOS 26 or newer. Android is coming later this year.